Anonymous asked: Descole hosts a karaoke party for all the bad guys in the club (holla). Pitch changes the words from 'up all night to get luky' to 'up all night to get spooky'. Jack sneaks in and gets fantastically drunk. He tries on one of Pyramid Head's spare helmets. Pyramid Head leads the Hodded Figures from the Dog Park in a terrifying rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. Oogie Boogie does Gangnam Style. Cecil has to report on all this in great detail the next day at the station.
Have a snippet of that broadcast:
Cecil: This just in—as a result of the shenanigans from Descole’s party, the club will now have to perform several blood rituals to cleanse the place of black sand and bugs. The frost left behind by our favorite winter spirit is still fairly solid. There are still some Hooded stragglers making their way back to their residence in the Dog Park, which the City Council still reminds everyone to be off limits. There is no sign of Pyramid Head,and Descole is still napping on top of the club’s bar after his nightly activities.